Okay, here's a transcript of the interview which took place about three hours ago.
Richard Duncan: Alright, Mr. Halderman, have a seat. This is Mr. North, he'll be your appointed lawyer for these preceedings.
(sounds of chairs scraping)
RD: Do you know who this boy is?
(sound of dry chuckling)
John Holderman: I've seen him in the paper. I hear you guys are having trouble finding the one who took him.
RD: Well that's the thing. We got this photograph of the one who did it.
(Sound of photo paper fluttering)
JH: Ahhhhh...picture's a little low-resolution to be just wheeling me in, isn't it?
RD: Tall, gangly, thin frame, bald, wearing a suit with a black tie. Almost exactly as we found you.
JH: I was on my way back from a job interview. What would you wear, shorts? That's not me. Besides, how'd you get a picture? Last I heard, the one who stole the kid did it without you seeing hide nor hair of him.
RD: This is from the schoolteacher murder, the first crime. She has dozens of pictures of you following her.
Barrister Geoff Paige: Chief Inspector, if you're going to be so casually accusing my client of murder and child abduction, I'd at least expect you to have better evidence than bad photos of a tall bald man.
RD: Tall bald men aren't in short supply. but tall, thin, bald men with histories of vicious violence and sexual assault...
GP: What evidence is there of sexual assault here? Was there any evidence of sexual assault with the teacher?
JH: Are you calling me a paedophile?!?
RD: ...Tall, thin, bald sadists are fewer and further between, Mr. Paige, Mr. Halderman. That is why you are here. You fit the description, you fit the M.O.
JH: When was that taken?
RD: It's timestamped for...Friday 8th. At 7:32. Why, got an alibi?
JH: ...Well I was at home, having just got back from my old job, probably watching television.
RD: Anyone who can confirm this?
JH: No, I was alone.
RD: Well then...
JH: So, you've arrested me for murder and child abduction. I hope for the little boy's sake you haven't called off the search...
RD: Oh, don't you worry. We'll be doing everything we can to make sure you tell us where that boy is...
JH: I wouldn't kidnap that boy, you smug son of a bitch, I'm not a fucking paedophile! Now while it may be hard for you to get your head around this, I always liked kids, and I don't want to see another body turn up around here any more than you do.
RD: Oh, because you're a paragon for peace, aren't you? Louise Fisher's murder was a fucking display of sadism and mutilation, and here you are, fitting the description of her stalker and with a history of slitting up women!
JH: I've changed!
RD: You stuck a knife in a 17-year old girl after she tried to stop you raping her. You mutilated her arms, her chest, her genitals. People like that don't change. People like that only get worse!
GP: (slams hands against table) This interrogation is over, Richard!
RD: I'll take him to his cell.
GP: I'll come with you. Can't have something bad happening along the way, now, can we?
No real alibi, a history of violence, the right shape. As I said, I'll be sleeping better knowing "daddy"'s behind bars, though I hope they find Joey soon. I'm still holding out hope that nothing too bad's happened to him, poor kid.